Sunday, May 13

free gift with every blog...

they* say that to be successful in increasing your blog statistics you need to give something to your readers in every blog!
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* "they" get blamed, credited, quoted and misconstrued in just about every other conversation any of us have. They say the trains are running late, they say macs are better than PCs, they say 2 pieces of fruit a day! BUT who the hell are these they? What makes them the bloody experts? In fact come to think of it, is there just one group known as they or are there multiple congregations of 'theys' milling around waiting to dispense wisdom to unsuspecting passers by? what do you call a herd of theys? oh hang on, 'they' is the collective name for a group of thems (I think), but don't get me started on them.
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I'm drifting now! Where was I, ah yes the free gift!
Normally I try to give a smile generally at my expense free in every blog but I suspect that occasionally or even more often than not I am giving frowns. So today a real free gift, worth money - they say (doh!) over 3 three quid a month subscription and yours free gratis, complimentary, on me (well not really).
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Traficmaster - live real time traffic info from those blue poles at the side of the road, normally needs an upfront payment and ongoing subscription. Well below is a website link where it is freely available. So OK it is limited to UK motorways only and lugging your PC around on your passenger seat is not all that easy but hey IT'S FREE and even if you only use it once or twice it's a gift and it came free with this blog.

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And don't worry this is genuine, not a link to a gambling/Viagra/cheap meds/porn/Russian girls sites, god knows you lot get enough of that in your inbox already - you don't need my help finding that stuff!

2 comments:

Ruthie said...

Bugger, wish I'd checked out your blog before slagging off Astras!

I take it all back - Vauxhall's make really great cars!

x

Paula said...

Love the 'Bovered counter' very funny. Tickled me about you thought on the lucrative tulip trade, and THANK for the FREE gift! What do we I get nect time I pop in? (Your blogs are really amusing, interesting and original by the way!) Might have to nick a few ideas! ;-))))
PaulaBxx