what's that coming over the hill?
is it a monster, the Loch Ness Monster?
Loch Ness. Today I've flown over it, sailed on it, dipped my fingers in it and driven around it and there is no monster to be seen. I'm considering asking for my money back. Trading standards will need to be informed. False pretense, a con, I would even go as far as saying someone is fibbing and this little money making rouse has been on the go since 1933.
They have the marketing down to a tee, they could fool anyone not just me, it's not like I'm extra gullible or anything. But that's it now, they are not going to pull the wool over my eyes again, now I'm on my guard.
Anyway, gotta get an early night, tomorrow we are up early for the Haggis hunting in the highland mountains.
Loch Ness. Today I've flown over it, sailed on it, dipped my fingers in it and driven around it and there is no monster to be seen. I'm considering asking for my money back. Trading standards will need to be informed. False pretense, a con, I would even go as far as saying someone is fibbing and this little money making rouse has been on the go since 1933.
They have the marketing down to a tee, they could fool anyone not just me, it's not like I'm extra gullible or anything. But that's it now, they are not going to pull the wool over my eyes again, now I'm on my guard.
Anyway, gotta get an early night, tomorrow we are up early for the Haggis hunting in the highland mountains.
1 comment:
Cuttsy, I think it's about this time of the year that Nessie usually takes her holidays.
You should've gone to the Med indstead, you may have seen her sunbathing on a Lilo somewhere there!
Hope you enjoyed your Haggis (eurgh)
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