Hungry Like the Wolf

Ever had to cut a sandwich with a chainsaw? Me neither but it was getting close!

Wednesday I was uncle cuttsy, young shay was ill and I was free for nursing duties.

• competitive cuttsy came to the fore on the PlayStation session (didn't do me any good though) the little tike lured me in and spat me out a loser on monkeyminigolf.
• protective cuttsy was in full force when out on the near busy roads to buy comics (for shay not me)(OK, OK I did have a read on the way back)(Well it was a Doctor Who comic!).
• chilled cuttsy kicked in for a while during the DVD session.
• arty cuttsy was in da house for the drawing session, it was supposed to be a fox but my effort ended up a rabbit headed dog thing?

but monsieur chef cuttsy scored it large with the lunchtime extravaganza...

1. take one hungry child (this is important, without said hungry child you're just being greedy!
2. add the contents of sisters fridge to a bowl and mix well
3. season well
4. stack up on layered buttered bread
5. insert copious amounts of mixed fillings
6. with aid of hungry kid, name the final sandwich
7. attempt to cut with knife
8. go get something larger and saw the thing in half (at this point I must insist I mean the sandwich not the hungry child).

Ours was the SupersonicDoubleDeckerSpecialShaySandwich and consisted of the lower deck of tuna, mayo, carrot, cucumber and peperami combined with an upper deck of ham, lettuce, tomato and coleslaw. We would have gone higher but the worktop was creaking at the time!

I'm available for dinner parties and am thinking of entering masterchef, what do you think?